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Your hairdresser doesn’t have to hold you with one hand while scissoring with the other

Your hairdresser doesn’t have to hold you with one hand while scissoring with the other

Hairdresser V’s Groomer

You don’t come in with mud, sticks, sap, gum, burrs, tar or nettles in your hair
Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a pedicure and manicure
You don’t wriggle, jump or shake, while being worked on with sharp scissors or clippers
Your hairdresser doesn’t try to hide your flaws through creative grooming
You don’t lick your hairdressers face while she’s trying to do your hair
You don’t try to bite your hairdresser
Your hairdresser doesn’t treat skin problems
Your hairdresser doesn’t have to hold you with one hand while scissoring with the other
You don’t cock your leg on the furniture
Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears
Fleas!
Asking your hairdresser to shave your bum and bits will get you slapped
Your wash and blow-dry takes about 15-20 minutes, your dog’s hair takes much longer
Drying your hair doesn’t create a giant cloud of fluffy, fuzzy hair that takes a week to clean up
Your hairdresser would never wash your bum

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